May 2013
107 posts
tellerknowles:
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
a poem about bugs
pizza-butts:
if it can fly
it should die
zeldabuddy:
travelingmadness:
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
inbox:
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
teamgif:
andrvw:
teamgif:
andrvw:
people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS
I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE
is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk
milk is the only thing i have left
vixichi:
laperspective:
I loved The Great Gatsby before it was trendy…
vixichi:
laperspective:
I loved The Great Gatsby before it was trendy…
Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.
the-fandoms-are-cool:
allyson-wonderlnd:
kripke-is-my-king:
professionalcrazyfangirl:
polerin:
cannibalcoalition:
afoxnamedtod:
Are there people who don’t reblog this?
I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.
FUCKING BOOKS.
If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
I will never trust pink again
evil-sherlock-holmes:
textsfromxavieracademy:
girlwithgoldeyes:
GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS
PLOT TWIST:
THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”
PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY
HALP
this is my most reblogged text post
why
hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and...
longlivesherlock:
whorville:
whorville:
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
superlockthetardis:
can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts
if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird
neopiacentral:
My mom found a handicapped marker on the ground so whenever we park in a handicapped spot she makes me limp when we get out of the car
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
averypottersenioryear:
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
koishy:
one thing me and cory have in common is that we’re always in the house
how to boys
foie:
greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
propose
gameandwatch:
you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring
necrophilic:
when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
rhydonmyhardon:
trying to lose weight by manually reblogging instead of 1 click reblog
bangcaster:
you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
